The Young Family
Coming Back to eBay
After two weeks of negotiations,
Steve Young and eBay have reached a decision. On Monday, Feb 3rd, Steve Young will be back
on eBay.
Read more about this story
and Steve Young at the following links:
CNN.COM Story I LA TIMES I Steve Young Bio I Steve Young Web site
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Attractive,
Loving, Family of Four |
Item # 2905270846
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Start Off The Brand New Year With A Brand New Family. One (1) attractive
and stylish family of four (mother, father, daughter, son included). Father is a slightly
balding, yet youthful, award-winning television writer, inspirational author, children's
novelist, and film director. Mother is a gorgeous, multi-lingual homemaker with a penchant
for crafting and cookery. 7 and 9 year old children are lovely and precocious, engaged in
gifted school programs. A steal with a 5 million dollar opening bid. ___________ This is a
serious offering and above all, a great investment opportunity for some savvy,
family-deprived multi-millionaire. If you are the highest bidder, you will receive the
adoration from two congenial children with an affinity for heart-warming, homemade
birthday cards and copiousness, candy-coated smiles for both family and legal benefactors.
All that, plus, my wife! A woman who both supported me through the tough times and,
believe it or not, hare-brained ideas to survive those tough times. You'll not only get a
wonderful new family, but benefits beyond your dreams. As well as my lasting thanks,
everything I write from this point on will be yours. That's right! You can be an author
without the drudgery of actually writing. Imagine the thrill of watching you name flow by
hurriedly on television and film credits. Children everywhere will go to bed reading your
words, repeating your name. Everyone wants to be a director, well now you are one. And
every single credit and award I win, is yours. Who doesn't want to stand up before
scillions of viewers and accept marginal awards and accolades. The feeling is priceless,
or in your case, something over 5 million. Just imagine the pride you'll feel when you
show up at the children's school shows and Little League games. They'll be singing and
hitting one out for YOU! You'll be the envy of all the other billionaires as you get to
show off your new family at country club affairs, corporate picnics and celebrity
photo-ops. And there are other benefits... We will change our last name to yours and our
children will carry on your name ad honor well after you're gone. If you are unable to
attend the children's school programs or participate in family holiday dinners, monthly
videos will keep you up to date on your family's latest meaningful experiences. Every
dollar I make, will be yours, allowing only exceptional school allowances at exceptional
schools for your kids, with room and board for ma and pa at an estate of our choice. And
if you want us to live close enough for your patriarchal (or matriarchal) visits, we're
there. Summer vacation is coming and we're looking forward to spending it with YOU. (This
is an advanced offering that can only be acquired by bidding under the rules and
regulations of eBay.com. Federal and state taxes apply. Family members will not be sold
separately. Children will apply until they reach the age of 18. Of course, since you
cannot actually sell humans or their parts on eBay, this should be considered a sale of
complete family services. It's close enough.) Steve Young is really an award-winning
TV writer, author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful,"
Tallfellow Press, "The 130 Tales of Winchell Mink," Harper Collins (Winter,
2003) and director/writer of "My Dinner With Ovitz" www.greatfailure.com.
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